Monday 12/17/07 AIM Convo: Hope and Fisher

naomhoshea: So.. I am still your sponser which means I have to ask, where have you been?
hearitbleed: Boston
naomhoshea: Are you alright?
hearitbleed: I guess.
naomhoshea: Do you want to talk about what happened?
hearitbleed: Not especially. I fucked up. I'm back now.
naomhoshea: Well I'm glad that you came back.
hearitbleed: Thank you. I think I'm not going to any classes this week. What should I do about exams?
naomhoshea: Hmm. Let me see what I can do about that. I have your class list somewhere...
naomhoshea: My class is easy enough. I'm not having classes. All you have to do is send me an email telling me what you've learned.
naomhoshea: Or, we could just talk about that now.
hearitbleed: Really?
naomhoshea: And you have music and supernatural history...
naomhoshea: I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
hearitbleed: Thank you
naomhoshea: You're exempt from the music exam since you have quite a high grade, congratulations, by the way, and he will email you your supernatural history exam.
hearitbleed: Wow, awesome. Thanks, Hope.
naomhoshea: No problem.
naomhoshea: I actually sort of enjoyed messaging Professor Witt.
naomhoshea: I'm pretty sure he probably damn near pissed his pants when I did.
hearitbleed: Oh shit, I didn't even think of that. You guys got that messed up shit going on, huh?
naomhoshea: Not so much going on anymore as having gone and done now.
hearitbleed: So who got dumped?
naomhoshea: That would be me.
hearitbleed: Ouch. Sorry about that.
naomhoshea: It's okay.
naomhoshea: Eventually I'll be better off.
hearitbleed: Eventually? Right now you will be! Blake is cute and all, but he's really weird. And there's no time like the holidays to get your single girl on.
naomhoshea: And in the meantime, I'm going to put on a gorgeous dress that makes me look absolutely stunning and attend the Winter Social with Professor Alekos because, for one, he's a wonderful man and he's been a good friend to me, and for two, I know how much Blake hates him.
hearitbleed: See? Spite is wonderful. ^_^
naomhoshea: It really is, actually.
hearitbleed: I have a masters in spite.
naomhoshea: Maybe I need to get someone to give me like a massive hickey just to show it off.
hearitbleed: Haha!
hearitbleed: You're out for blood
naomhoshea: Or I could always tell him that your brother bought me french lace thong underwear for my birthday. But then again, I wouldn't want Peyton on my bad side. Even though it was only a friendly gesture to cheer me up.
hearitbleed: .....my brother did what now?
naomhoshea: I think you could just re-read what I typed instead of having me type it again. He's a very thoughtful person. You're lucky to have him. I always wanted siblings.
hearitbleed: I am lucky to have him. Although now I'm afraid I have to kill him, thus making me an only child again.
naomhoshea: Why would you have to kill him?
hearitbleed: He's giving underwear to a teacher??
naomhoshea: Well I'm not his teacher, am I? And it was just as a friend. Honestly, it made my day. My birthday would have really sucked otherwise.
naomhoshea: Not that it didn't suck because that was the day that I told Blake he had to decide who it was going to be and
naomhoshea: I knew the minute I told him that it wouldn't be me
naomhoshea: So I got all dressed up and we went to a fancy restaurant and it was like... going through the motions
naomhoshea: And I didn't even feel iit when we had sex. I mean I felt it, bt it was like.. I didn't feel like I was there.
naomhoshea: And, oh, I think maybe I had a few too many drinks earlier.
naomhoshea: I don 't useually talk about things like this
naomhoshea: and not with a student
hearitbleed: It's okay. Evidently there's something about me where the female race needs to divulge their sex lives to me.
naomhoshea: Well I'm not really divulging that much.
naomhoshea: I don't honestly have much to divulge.
naomhoshea: I was a virgin up until I mmet Professor Elliot.
naomhoshea: You know they say not to drink alone. Maybe this is why. Because then oou don't have anyone to tell yo9u "Hope, don't get online and start talking to people beause you may just make a fool of yourself.."
hearitbleed: You're younger than I am, aren't you?
naomhoshea: I just turned 27 last Wednesday
hearitbleed: Fantastic. My teacher is a year younger than I am.
naomhoshea: It happens a lot here. At least it's only a year. I've been twenty or more years younger than a few students I've had.
hearitbleed: Did you tell all about your sex life too?
naomhoshea: I didn't tell you all about it and I didn't even have one before
hearitbleed: I was kidding. Relax. You haven't scarred me yet.
naomhoshea: I wish I could shove Ric out of a window somewhere in the middle of the day.
hearitbleed: Aw, don't kill him. I want to have sex with him first.
naomhoshea: I'm sure he'd be up for it.
naomhoshea: You know, it's almost funny.
hearitbleed: I wish
naomhoshea: Because Blake doesn't understand how I could ask him to choose. Like he was all angry with me, I could feel it.
naomhoshea: But now that he's got just Ric, he's going to figure it out.
hearitbleed: Sharing is tough.
naomhoshea: Because eventually he's going to get tired of Ric having Georgie and Wesley and whoever else he's got hanging all around.
naomhoshea: And then he's going to know exactly how I felt and he's going to feel like a complete and total arse once he realizes it
hearitbleed: Jesus.... you teachers are like a Penthouse letter!
naomhoshea: I'm not. I keep it in my pants.
hearitbleed: Good for you.
naomhoshea: I'm strictly professional.
hearitbleed: Yet... you accept underwear from students?
naomhoshea: And I wore them too.
hearitbleed: Gaahhh.....
naomhoshea: But I didn't tell him that.
hearitbleed: Why not?
naomhoshea: Because! That would be completely inappropriate!
hearitbleed: .......
naomhoshea: I mean it's bad enough that he gave them to me and that I took them and then I wore them the same day and he asked me and I lied.
naomhoshea: I don't want to go to Edinburgh for Christmas!
hearitbleed: Um... so don't?
naomhoshea: I've already bought my plane ticket, arranged for transport to the airport, my parents are expecting me, and I don't want to goo!
naomhoshea: er.. go, not goo
naomhoshea: gross
hearitbleed: You should go. If just to get out of this dump
naomhoshea: But God.. they're just going to make me crazy.
naomhoshea: And they don't even like me. Not really.
hearitbleed: What??
naomhoshea: They're still mad at me because I changed my name back.
hearitbleed: From?
naomhoshea: Naomh Hope Perry
hearitbleed: Oh
naomhoshea: I mean, Doctor Perry?
hearitbleed: Yeah.... no
naomhoshea: And I guess I understand that they would be offended. They did raise me from the age of ten, but my parents died and my name is all I have left of them.
naomhoshea: And money.
naomhoshea: Lots and lots of money.
hearitbleed: Both those things are pretty awesome. I like O'Shea better
naomhoshea: My parents were very wealthy. They both inherited their family's estates. And then the insurance from the accident and the life insurance....
naomhoshea: But money doesn't buy happy.
hearitbleed: That's certainly true.
naomhoshea: And that's why I
naomhoshea: had to oleave Edinburgh
naomhoshea: because everyone knew I had money there
naomhoshea: and boys w9ould want to take me out and i never know fi they really liked me or if they just wanted my money
hearitbleed: Didn't coming here turn out so wonderfully?
naomhoshea: Well, I got a Lotus.
naomhoshea: Can't believe I let that bastard drive it...
hearitbleed: Hehe
hearitbleed: Breakups suck.
naomhoshea: He's just so.... gay. No offense.
hearitbleed: None taken. I had always assumed he was
hearitbleed: Godric was a suprise, tho
hearitbleed: Kinda
naomhoshea: Godric isn't gay. I know his type.
naomhoshea: It has absolutely nothing to do with gender.
naomhoshea: He's just... a collector..
hearitbleed: I will join that collection. I know you're mad at him, but I love that man.
naomhoshea: He disgusts me.
naomhoshea: Blake disgusts me more though
hearitbleed: Why?
naomhoshea: Because he's a douchebag and a coward.
naomhoshea: If he was a real man, he would have made a stand instead of just running off with his tail between his legs.
naomhoshea: Not to say that things would have ended up any differently, but honestly, he was just waiting for me to be the one to end it.
hearitbleed: Lame. If you wanna end it, just fucking end it.
naomhoshea: That's what I'm screaming.
naomhoshea: Or, if it means so damn much to you, make a stannd. Don't just roll over and play dead!
hearitbleed: May I be honest with you?
naomhoshea: Yes.
naomhoshea: Maybe you're right.
hearitbleed: Trust me. I know men.
naomhoshea: I mean, I'm a bloody genius. I went to University when I was only fifteen. I need someone who is going to stimulate me mentally.
hearitbleed: He didn't?
naomhoshea: Sometimes.
hearitbleed: I hate to say it, but you need someone like Lyle
naomhoshea: But he was... passive agressive.
naomhoshea: And it infuriated me!
naomhoshea: You try to pick a fight and all you get is this wounded puppy dog look
hearitbleed: Ugh, I HATE that
naomhoshea: And this whole.. well if that's what you want, Hopey
hearitbleed: Fight back, jerk!
naomhoshea: Right!
naomhoshea: Now I want to go to a bar, drink too much, and pick a fight with some random trollop.
hearitbleed: That's a bad idea
naomhoshea: Maybe. Probably.
hearitbleed: Definitely
naomhoshea: But I'm angry and I have all this agression and I don't know what to do with it.
hearitbleed: Go fuck a stranger
naomhoshea: Please! I don't do that sort of thing.
hearitbleed: Maybe you should
naomhoshea: And I don't know of any random strangers to fuck
naomhoshea: Then again, maybe that's why they're strangers...
hearitbleed: Don't go to a bar, though. Those people are gross. Rape some guy in a library
naomhoshea: I am looking at the employee contact list and almost all of the male staff members are either gay or taken...
hearitbleed: So get on a student
naomhoshea: That's unethical!
hearitbleed: So is getting dumped for another guy
naomhoshea: I can't do that.
naomhoshea: The list of students I would even consider having a shag with is small
hearitbleed: Am I on the list? ^_^
naomhoshea: You are gay.
naomhoshea: I think I have had enough gay man to last a lifetime.
hearitbleed: Valid point
naomhoshea: Very valid.
naomhoshea: And if you were going to sleep with a woman, it probably wouldn't be a woman like me.
naomhoshea: Then again, maybe it would be a woman exactly like me. Maybe I am a gay magnet!
hearitbleed: We call them Fag Hags
naomhoshea: Well maybe that's what I am.
hearitbleed: Don't be a defeatist. You're plenty attractive
hearitbleed: To straight men
naomhoshea: Name one.
hearitbleed: Lyle, evidently
naomhoshea: Name two.
hearitbleed: Cheater
hearitbleed: I named one
naomhoshea: Well I can't go off and shag him so he doesn't count.
hearitbleed: Do I look like a pimp to you?
naomhoshea: Depends on what you're wearing.
hearitbleed: Pajamas
naomhoshea: Then no, probably not.
hearitbleed: You're gonna be fine, Hope. You'll get over him, and find someone kickass
naomhoshea: Yeah. I'm not really all that worried about the long term, just worriied about the meantime.
naomhoshea: I mean I can't just keep myself locked up in my lab, drinking too much and falling apart every other minute, can I>
hearitbleed: Make some friends. Female friends.
naomhoshea: Uck...
hearitbleed: You don't like friends?
naomhoshea: I don't really get on very well with giirls.
hearitbleed: Maybe you just need a different kind of girl than normal
naomhoshea: I don't fit in with them.
naomhoshea: I don't get the same jokes that they get nad their idea of fun is usually nothing like mine. Not even remotely.
hearitbleed: If you exist, a friend for you exists. We just need to find one
naomhoshea: All my friends have always been boys
hearitbleed: Then find a new guyfriend
naomhoshea: Someone who can appreciate a nice cold mug of beer and a game of darts
naomhoshea: Or billiards.
hearitbleed: There are girls like that all over the place! WH
naomhoshea: Where? I haven't met any.
hearitbleed: Where do you come from?
naomhoshea: And the ones that say they do they really only go to pick up guys.
naomhoshea: Scotland.
hearitbleed: No tomboys in Scotland? Really?
naomhoshea: None I met at U of E.
naomhoshea: Well, there were a few, but they always tried to take me home and grab my arse
hearitbleed: College girls are no good
hearitbleed: I'm gonna find you a friend
naomhoshea: Alright. Good luck with that.
hearitbleed: Ok thanks
hearitbleed: You have a gender preference, or just personality?
naomhoshea: I don't care. But I think I ought to go lay down.
hearitbleed: Ok. Quit drinking
naomhoshea: I am done tonight.
hearitbleed: Goodx\
naomhoshea: Feel better.
hearitbleed: Ok