Wednesday 1/30/08 AIM: Charlie/Fisher

hearitbleed (1:13:31 AM): So... hi there.
tequilajzz (1:14:25 AM): Oh shit...
hearitbleed (1:15:01 AM): I didn't even say anything yet, but it's nice to know I'm welcomed with such enthusiasm
tequilajzz (1:16:32 AM): yes, I got married
hearitbleed (1:16:49 AM): Yes, you sure did.
tequilajzz (1:19:04 AM): Is my mom mad?
hearitbleed (1:20:07 AM): Well... mad isn't the word. More 'cautious'. Concerned, maybe. She's very glad you were happy when you got married, and she hopes you two try to make it work
tequilajzz (1:23:12 AM): We're still working out the details. it's complicated.
hearitbleed (1:24:11 AM): Oh I imagine so. But aside from the impromptu marriage, have a fun week?
tequilajzz (1:25:17 AM): Actually, yeah, I did. It wad nice.
hearitbleed (1:25:49 AM): That's really cool. Most people I talk to are miserable. At least you got a wife out of this.
tequilajzz (1:26:29 AM): I was really happy all week.
hearitbleed (1:26:43 AM): And now?
tequilajzz (1:27:01 AM): Confused.
hearitbleed (1:28:00 AM): Ouch. Sorry dude.
tequilajzz (1:28:51 AM): I need to reevaluate a lot of things.
hearitbleed (1:30:05 AM): Yeah, you're a married man now. So any and all fuckups are like, ten times worse.
tequilajzz (1:32:15 AM): That's not the half of it.
hearitbleed (1:32:35 AM): There's more than the marriage?
tequilajzz (1:33:34 AM): Just life in general, dude. I felt so different, and I was a better person.
hearitbleed (1:34:47 AM): You were? Did your personality go all crazy?
tequilajzz (1:36:47 AM): No, but I didn't have any baggage, you know?
hearitbleed (1:37:24 AM): That must've been so awesome. I'm really sorry dude.
tequilajzz (1:38:05 AM): It was amazing.
hearitbleed (1:40:21 AM): I'm jealous.
tequilajzz (1:41:19 AM): What about you?
hearitbleed (1:41:26 AM): What about me?
tequilajzz (1:42:49 AM): What happened to you during the spell?
hearitbleed (1:44:13 AM): Oh. It was pretty much a big fucking disaster. I forgot an entire year of my life, so I thought I broke out of rehab. I fucked a teacher for money and then spent most of the week completely wasted until Will kidnapped me and made me get sober.
tequilajzz (1:45:55 AM): Which teacher?
hearitbleed (1:46:19 AM): Oh none of your business Mr. Man.
tequilajzz (1:46:36 AM): I'm not gonna tell anyone!
hearitbleed (1:46:42 AM): Neither am I
tequilajzz (1:47:03 AM): You're an ass.
hearitbleed (1:47:32 AM): I'm kind of disgusted with myself and I treated him like shit. So I'd rather not dwell on it.
tequilajzz (1:47:59 AM): Is he gonna be okay?
hearitbleed (1:48:24 AM): I don't know. I need to apologize to him still.
tequilajzz (1:49:15 AM): I should probably apologize to a few people, but I'm not gonna.
hearitbleed (1:49:40 AM): Did you crush anyone's spirit or physically harm them?
tequilajzz (1:53:26 AM): No, actually, Sydni was a royal bitch to me, and I showed a decent amount of restraint when we argued.
hearitbleed (1:59:01 AM): Good for you. Hang onto that in future bickering with her, because you know it's coming.
tequilajzz (1:59:27 AM): I don't want to see her ever again.
hearitbleed (1:59:52 AM): Shit, what did she say to you?
tequilajzz (2:00:12 AM): Too much.
hearitbleed (2:00:35 AM): Maybe she didn't mean it. I heard lycans were crazy bitchy.
tequilajzz (2:01:00 AM): Bitchy doesn't excuse what she said.
hearitbleed (2:01:35 AM): What did she say?
tequilajzz (2:01:59 AM): I don't want to talk about it.
hearitbleed (2:02:18 AM): Ok, fair enough.
tequilajzz (2:03:22 AM): My mom was mentioned though, so you can ask her about it if you want.
hearitbleed (2:03:53 AM): Like you could stop me.
tequilajzz (2:04:08 AM): You're right.
hearitbleed (2:04:26 AM): I won't though. I respect you for the most part.
tequilajzz (2:05:05 AM): Thanks. Davia apparently bit Sydni and sone other people.
hearitbleed (2:05:51 AM): Holy shit! So glad I didn't run into her
tequilajzz (2:07:02 AM): I was tempted to bite Sydni when she was bitching me out, but only because she had a big ass cut that was bleeding.
hearitbleed (2:07:38 AM): I know that kind of thing is normal for you, but seriously guy, ew.
tequilajzz (2:09:54 AM): I mostly just stayed in my apartment and had sex with Ava.
hearitbleed (2:10:07 AM): Again, ew!
tequilajzz (2:10:32 AM): Shove it, dude, that's my wife you're talking about!
hearitbleed (2:10:54 AM): I guess you could've done worse.
tequilajzz (2:11:41 AM): Very true. She's smart, sexy, and rich.
hearitbleed (2:12:43 AM): So you're really gonna do this married thing, aren't you?
tequilajzz (2:14:34 AM): Might as well give it a try. it's done, and I don't want to deal with divorce or and annullment.
hearitbleed (2:15:28 AM): I wish you well in your endeavors.
tequilajzz (2:16:00 AM): Thanks. I hope I don't lose my job.
hearitbleed (2:16:22 AM): Nah, I wouldn't worry about it. You're not the only security guard married to a student.
tequilajzz (2:17:17 AM): This is true, but Calvin and Ciri were married when they got here.
hearitbleed (2:17:58 AM): What's Nox gonna do, fire you for acting when you didn't know what was going on? Stupid.
tequilajzz (2:19:02 AM): I was having sex with her before I lost my memory.
hearitbleed (2:19:22 AM): Yeah, but HE doesn't know that
tequilajzz (2:19:37 AM): True.
hearitbleed (2:20:06 AM): So quit worrying. You're nailing a hot girl- that's awesome.
tequilajzz (2:20:34 AM): Davia is gonna hate me even more now.
hearitbleed (2:21:54 AM): Oh definitely. She's gonna curse your name until she dies. Which won't be for a reeeeal long time
tequilajzz (2:22:23 AM): Ava wore Davia's clothes even.
hearitbleed (2:22:40 AM): Maybe you should not tell her that
tequilajzz (2:22:53 AM): Good plan.
hearitbleed (2:24:13 AM): Man, I become gladder every day that you are straight
tequilajzz (2:24:29 AM): Oh yeah?
hearitbleed (2:25:10 AM): Yeah. I do not want to get caught up in the Melrose Place that is your life
tequilajzz (2:25:57 AM): I haven't murdered anyone yet!
hearitbleed (2:26:06 AM): Yet.
tequilajzz (2:26:28 AM): I plan to kill my sire eventually.
hearitbleed (2:28:17 AM): See? I rest my case.
tequilajzz (2:29:10 AM): You're still part of my life, even though I'm straight.
hearitbleed (2:30:06 AM): Yeah, but not tangled up in the love insanity you've got going on. This feels like a season finale. I'm perfectly fine as token gay character on your little drama
tequilajzz (2:30:49 AM): Then you need a gay name. Fisher is actually too cool.
hearitbleed (2:31:19 AM): Fisher is the dumbest fucking name ever. It could only be made worse if I had Lyle's middle name
tequilajzz (2:31:35 AM): Which is?
hearitbleed (2:31:41 AM): Gerard
tequilajzz (2:33:55 AM): Wow, what a loser.
hearitbleed (2:34:38 AM): No shit. Hey, at least it's not his first name, so that's something.
tequilajzz (2:35:56 AM): Is it a family name or are your parents complete twats?
hearitbleed (2:36:34 AM): They seriously hate us. Lyle Gerard and Fisher Joshua. We sound like show dogs or something.
tequilajzz (2:37:26 AM): I'll ask my dad to adopt you both.
hearitbleed (2:37:43 AM): I think we're old enough to not need adopting.
tequilajzz (2:38:10 AM): You need new identities!
hearitbleed (2:40:15 AM): Good idea. I'll change my name to Andre. That's pretty gay, right?
tequilajzz (2:41:14 AM): Super gay!
hearitbleed (2:42:06 AM): Ta da!
hearitbleed (2:42:24 AM): No, wait, no. Adre isn't goth gay.
tequilajzz (2:43:02 AM): How about I just call you Stan?
hearitbleed (2:44:09 AM): Stan sucks. Reminds me of Stan Zbornack.
tequilajzz (2:45:19 AM): Then you can be Dorothy.
hearitbleed (2:45:43 AM): I would totally be Dorothy. And you win gay points for knowing who I was takling about.
tequilajzz (2:46:44 AM): Cougars are hot.
hearitbleed (2:47:04 AM): No, Blanche was a cougar. Dorothy was a dignified older woman.
tequilajzz (2:47:58 AM): They were all old and slutty.
hearitbleed (2:48:26 AM): I hope I can live to be old and slutty and gross
tequilajzz (2:50:14 AM): While I look fucking sexy forever.
hearitbleed (2:50:36 AM): Yeah, you will. Forever. In the dark.
tequilajzz (2:51:44 AM): Wow, thanks. Now I feel like shit again.
hearitbleed (2:52:04 AM): Yeah, because being reminded of my mortality is so uplifting
tequilajzz (2:52:36 AM): Fair enough, sorry.
hearitbleed (2:55:53 AM): No sweat.
tequilajzz (2:59:19 AM): My head still fucking hurts.
hearitbleed (2:59:39 AM): Mine too. Plus I'm still kinda jittery and shit.
tequilajzz (3:01:39 AM): Did you use a lot?
hearitbleed (3:04:12 AM): I don't remember, so... I'm guessing yes.
tequilajzz (3:05:31 AM): You should see the doctor or something, make sure you're alright.
hearitbleed (3:07:05 AM): I probably will. But I think I'm ok. Thanks tho.
tequilajzz (3:08:23 AM): I worry about you.
hearitbleed (3:08:38 AM): Yeah, I know. You really shouldn't.
tequilajzz (3:09:57 AM): Of course I should. I worry about Lyle too.
hearitbleed (3:10:30 AM): Yes, do worry about Lyle. He needs someone to.
tequilajzz (3:11:59 AM): I haven't talked to him yet, how's he doing?
hearitbleed (3:12:49 AM): Um. So how is Maggie? Is she ok?
tequilajzz (3:13:52 AM): She's ok, tell me about Lyle.
hearitbleed (3:14:23 AM): Was she on campus when whatever happened went down?
tequilajzz (3:15:22 AM): You're avoiding me.
hearitbleed (3:18:12 AM): Jeez, I'm just asking about your damn niece, bite my head off.
tequilajzz (3:19:11 AM): I told you she's fine, and she wasn't on campus. Is Lyle hurt?
hearitbleed (3:19:33 AM): Not the last I knew
tequilajzz (3:20:30 AM): what happened?
hearitbleed (3:21:04 AM): Pey says he lost all his memory. Or rather, he was acting like a child.
tequilajzz (3:21:31 AM): Did she look after him?
hearitbleed (3:21:48 AM): Yeah
tequilajzz (3:22:12 AM): Someone should check on her then.
hearitbleed (3:22:25 AM): She said her roommate helped
tequilajzz (3:22:57 AM): I'll make sure someone looks in on her.
hearitbleed (3:24:54 AM): Why? Nothing happened to her
tequilajzz (3:25:55 AM): Given the way you're acting, it's clear you haven't checked in on her or Lyle.
hearitbleed (3:26:05 AM): No.
tequilajzz (3:26:35 AM): So you don't know how they're doing.
hearitbleed (3:27:24 AM): I assumed if he were dead she'd tell me. She certainly told me what a worthless piece of shit brother I am when this mess started. She liked to keep me updated.
tequilajzz (3:28:47 AM): You aren't a worthless piece of shit brother.
hearitbleed (3:29:04 AM): Don't, ok? Just... don't.
tequilajzz (3:30:15 AM): Fine, I'll drop it.
hearitbleed (3:31:58 AM): Great.
tequilajzz (3:33:16 AM): You don't ask about Sydni, I won't pry about what Peyton said.
hearitbleed (3:35:59 AM): Peyton told me to stay away from Lyle because I'm useless to him. That is what Peyton said. There, mystery solved.
tequilajzz (3:38:28 AM): Sydni said so much shit it would take days to explain, but the worst of it is that I hurt women on purpose so they don't leave me like my mom did.
hearitbleed (3:39:00 AM): Ouch. That's cruel and probing.
tequilajzz (3:39:27 AM): Worst part is she's right.
hearitbleed (3:41:25 AM): I didn't want to say it, but yeah. She is. She usually is.
tequilajzz (3:42:32 AM): Doesn't mean I'll forgive her for it though.
hearitbleed (3:47:55 AM): You know you're my friend, right? And I respect you and care about you and all that crap?
tequilajzz (3:48:24 AM): Yeah, I know.
hearitbleed (3:49:19 AM): So when I tell you you're a tard, it's with lots of love and concern.
tequilajzz (3:49:45 AM): Likewise.
hearitbleed (3:50:25 AM): At least we understand one another.
tequilajzz (3:53:54 AM): I wish I could go back to remembering nothing.
hearitbleed (3:54:34 AM): Do you really want to forget about Maggie, and your dad, and Lewis, and all your friends?
tequilajzz (3:55:48 AM): I'd get to know everyone again, without the baggage.
hearitbleed (3:56:45 AM): And maybe you wouldn't get along with some of them.
tequilajzz (3:57:26 AM): That's impossible with my family.
hearitbleed (3:57:58 AM): What about Ava? Your wife might hate the new you
tequilajzz (3:59:03 AM): She loved me when neither of us knew anything.
hearitbleed (4:00:05 AM): But would she still? You and Ava were getting close before this shit happened, and being together when it happened you assumed you were together. But what if you became someone she hated without your history?
tequilajzz (4:04:47 AM): I don't know, dude. Forget it.
hearitbleed (4:05:17 AM): Personally, I like messed up Charlie. But that's just me.
tequilajzz (4:06:41 AM): I don't. I like happy me a lot better.
hearitbleed (4:07:14 AM): I think you just need to figure out how to introduce the two.
tequilajzz (4:07:43 AM): Working on it.
hearitbleed (4:09:47 AM): Good. I'd kiss you if you didn't have cooties.
tequilajzz (4:10:06 AM): Gross!
hearitbleed (4:10:14 AM): Exactly!
tequilajzz (4:14:23 AM): I'm so out of it, dude. I mean, married?
hearitbleed (4:14:49 AM): At least it wasn't to a guy?
tequilajzz (4:15:20 AM): I lost my memory, not my sexual preference.
hearitbleed (4:15:35 AM): I'm just saying, it could have been worse
tequilajzz (4:16:57 AM): I could have married you! HOW TRAGIC!
hearitbleed (4:17:12 AM): Yeah, for ME!
tequilajzz (4:17:43 AM): Whatever, it's your wet dream come true.
hearitbleed (4:23:37 AM): Whatever. I'll play into your ego trip because you're having a bad week. Yes, Charlie Bear, you are irresistable and I want you badly.
tequilajzz (4:25:51 AM): Thanks. So you didn't hook up with Starbuck?
hearitbleed (4:27:17 AM): Oh my God I wish. No, I wasn't around much. I didn't even remember him.
tequilajzz (4:27:48 AM): That's a shame.
hearitbleed (4:28:14 AM): No shit. But that's ok... I still have that DVD you made me.
tequilajzz (4:29:45 AM): That you do!
hearitbleed (4:30:19 AM): It's gonna be really weird watching that now. You've ruined my porn by getting married you dickface
tequilajzz (4:33:14 AM): Sorry. It's probably gonna be an open marriage if that makes you feel better.
hearitbleed (4:34:29 AM): It might, if you were gay whatsoever.
tequilajzz (4:35:34 AM): Nope, not even a tiny bit.
hearitbleed (11:44:02 AM): Well, it's not like the gay community needs another muscle-bound hottie. You breeders should have at least one
tequilajzz (11:44:30 AM): I'm not a breeder.
tequilajzz (11:44:36 AM): Sterile, remember?
hearitbleed (11:45:02 AM): You still do the breeding deed. Therefore you are lumped in.
tequilajzz (11:45:15 AM): Thanks.
tequilajzz (11:45:37 AM): I've never wanted kids of my own until this past week.
hearitbleed (11:47:10 AM): So have kids. I think you'd be good at it.
tequilajzz (11:47:26 AM): No. It's not for me.
hearitbleed (11:48:02 AM): You could adopt a couple guys in their 20s.
tequilajzz (11:48:20 AM): If I adopted you, you'd have to stop thinking about me naked.
hearitbleed (11:48:35 AM): Woody Allen banged his adopted daughter
tequilajzz (11:48:42 AM): True.
hearitbleed (11:48:54 AM): Besides, I wouldn't want you to adopt me
tequilajzz (11:49:02 AM): Why not?
hearitbleed (11:49:31 AM): You tell me what to do enough as it is. I don't want to be legally obligated to actually listen
tequilajzz (11:50:18 AM): Good point. I'm glad the school doesn't make me sponsor anyone. Granted, I'm supposed to stop you guys from doing shit that's against the rules, but I'd feel more obligated to do so if I was a sponsor.
hearitbleed (11:52:50 AM): Yeah, maybe at first
tequilajzz (11:53:58 AM): I've really fallen off the wagon with rules though. I had every intention of behaving myself when I got here.
hearitbleed (11:54:55 AM): Yeah, well good intentions and the road to hell and all that. But you're not the only one who takes the rules as a total joke
tequilajzz (11:56:02 AM): I don't think they're a total joke. I think most of them are pretty fucking valid, and they need to be there. But, there are exceptions to every rule, and I hope I don't lose my job for fucking someone who is a legal, consenting adult (who is actually older than Davia).
hearitbleed (11:56:38 AM): It's not like you're a teacher.
tequilajzz (11:57:11 AM): I'm a staff member, more importantly, I'm head of security. It's my job to keep people in line, more so than it is any teacher's.
hearitbleed (11:58:21 AM): Yeah but teachers will have a bias in favor of the student they're banging. What bias are you going to have, keeping them extra safe?
tequilajzz (11:58:44 AM): Not busting them?
hearitbleed (11:58:56 AM): You mean like you already do to some people?
tequilajzz (11:59:04 AM): Yeah.
hearitbleed (12:15:31 PM): You keep us safe, that's all that should be expected of you. I mean most of us are adults, and these rules are condescending.
tequilajzz (12:17:52 PM): Colleges have the same rules.
hearitbleed (12:18:06 PM): Colleges do not have curfews.
tequilajzz (12:18:16 PM): Some Catholic ones do.
hearitbleed (12:19:15 PM): This is not a catholic school
tequilajzz (12:19:32 PM): I'm just saying.
hearitbleed (12:20:26 PM): And I'm just saing. The guy down the hall from me is in his 30s, is he really supposed to be dating the 20 year old students? And coming in before midnight?
tequilajzz (12:30:33 PM): People make a choice to be here. I did. I should have tried harder to respect the rules.
hearitbleed (12:31:04 PM): Charlie, life doesn't always follow rules.
tequilajzz (12:31:22 PM): Oh, I know. I've made a point to break as many of them as possible in my life.