Friday 1/12/08 AIM: Jacob and Fisher

acidicmaniac: It's Jacob.
hearitbleed: Oh, Jesus. What do you want?
acidicmaniac: Talk to your fucking brother.
acidicmaniac: But I'm sorry.
hearitbleed: What?
acidicmaniac: Lyle's cool and you two should get along.
hearitbleed: We do get along.
acidicmaniac: I spelled it out for you.
acidicmaniac: Are you close?
hearitbleed: No
acidicmaniac: So you can work on shit.
hearitbleed: Why do you care so much, anyway? It's not like you have any fondness for either one of us. And I can't believe Lyle talks to you about me. He probably barely thinks about me
acidicmaniac: There's no reason not to be close to a sibling. They can be the best fucking support you have.
hearitbleed: He already is
acidicmaniac: It has to be fucking mutual.
hearitbleed: You don't know the circumstance, ok? So just... leave me alone already.
acidicmaniac: Fine. Just relaying a message.
hearitbleed: Forgive me if I'm suspicious. But I find it hard to believe you're doing this for his sake, considering you keep fucking with me
acidicmaniac: Yeah, but that was fun.
hearitbleed: For you maybe
acidicmaniac: The shit didn't bother you, I thought.
hearitbleed: I'm a good fucking liar.
acidicmaniac: Figured you might be.
hearitbleed: You made the posters, right? Please tell me you did so I'm not worrying some other person here hates me
acidicmaniac: You're joking.
acidicmaniac: I thought that was obvious.
hearitbleed: Just making sure.
acidicmaniac: What if someone else hated you? What would you do?
hearitbleed: Same thing I do about you. Not much.
acidicmaniac: Except worrying.
hearitbleed: Yeah.
acidicmaniac: So some other fucktard made the lame posters about me.
hearitbleed: I saw.
acidicmaniac: Good to know.
hearitbleed: If it's any consolation, you look decent as a gay cowboy
acidicmaniac: It's not.
acidicmaniac: I don't want Cassie to think I'm gay.
hearitbleed: She won't, don't worry.
acidicmaniac: I have no idea who any of the people were in the posters.
hearitbleed: One of them was Ciri, I think. Dryad girl.
hearitbleed: Saw her in her underwear once
acidicmaniac: Who's she with?
hearitbleed: A security guard. Calvin. She's pregnant, so... stay clear of that shit.
acidicmaniac: Will do. Fuck. I think I saw her around once.
hearitbleed: Was she smiling?
acidicmaniac: Yeah.
hearitbleed: Yeah that's her
acidicmaniac: I guess I'm on a security guard's hitlist now. Nice.
hearitbleed: Nah, he doesn't look like the jealous type. He'll probably think it's funny
acidicmaniac: It would have been better if I looked like a ninja.
hearitbleed: I don't think black suits you. You're too pale.
acidicmaniac: Fuck black. I'm going red.
acidicmaniac: (Says Mr Close to Death Pale himself)
hearitbleed: Oh shut up.
acidicmaniac: Who wants to deal with cattle all day?
acidicmaniac: Throwing ninja stars in people's necks is what it's all about.
hearitbleed: Women love a man in boots
acidicmaniac: Ha.
acidicmaniac: I could pull boots off.
acidicmaniac: And do it better than you.
hearitbleed: Cowboy boots definitely. But no way in hell you could rock spiked out goth boots
acidicmaniac: Why not? What are the criteria?
hearitbleed: Attitude. Rolling your eyes every four seconds because of how ridiculous you look will definitely lead to failure
acidicmaniac: It's dangerous if you challenge me.
hearitbleed: You wanna get gothed? Get your skinny ass over here, we'll set this shit up right now
acidicmaniac: And then what?
hearitbleed: Then you get to walk around and show your attitude. If you can.
acidicmaniac: What if I can?
acidicmaniac: Because I will.
hearitbleed: I demand a photo of this
acidicmaniac: Oh no, you're seeing it in person.
hearitbleed: Nope. Photographic evidence. Otherwise you can deny it.
acidicmaniac: There will be witnesses.
acidicmaniac: If you don't see it in person, I can just fake a picture.
hearitbleed: Fine, we'll work details later. You gonna talk all day Sunny Jim or you gonna let me make you up?
acidicmaniac: When?
hearitbleed: When you got the time
acidicmaniac: I have it now.
hearitbleed: Then get over here.
acidicmaniac: Sure thing, Lollipop.
hearitbleed: Fantastic. A nickname.
acidicmaniac: Joking. Bye, Fisher.
hearitbleed: See ya soon