Thursday 12/27/07 AIM: Peyton/Fisher

hit peydirt: Your brother says stop texting him. He can't come talk to you right now.
hearitbleed: Oh good, so you're with him. I thought maybe one of the lycans got him.
hit peydirt: In suburbia?
hearitbleed: Suburbia where?
hit peydirt: DC
hearitbleed: Well knowing where he is would've been nice.
hit peydirt: Now you know.
hearitbleed: Handy. Thanks.
hearitbleed: Tell him I'm not keeping it.
hit peydirt: Keeping what?
hearitbleed: It.
hit peydirt: Ugh, fine, I'll tell him.
hit peydirt: He says: "fine. toss her back outside in the snow. listen to her cry outside your window. until she's dead." WTF?
hit peydirt: YOU CAN'T KILL THE KITTEN!
hit peydirt: I'll take her!
hearitbleed: You can have her
hit peydirt: Lyle says I can't have her. Asshole.
hearitbleed: Then back in the snow she goes
hit peydirt: FUCK YOU!
hit peydirt: Murderer!
hearitbleed: Fuck, I can't throw her outside
hit peydirt: Of course you can't!
hearitbleed: She chews on my toes when I'm trying to sleep
hit peydirt: Are you feeding her?
hearitbleed: Yes I'm feeding her! She ate my grilled cheese sandwich, the little whore
hit peydirt: Cat food you tool!
hearitbleed: I give her cat food, you adolescent twerp. She doesn't eat it. She eats MY food
hit peydirt: That's because she likes you.
hit peydirt: Though fuck if I know why!
hearitbleed: She likes my sweatshirts. She sleeps on the pile of them. Thank God her fur is black
hit peydirt: You really need to wear more color.
hearitbleed: What are you, my brother?
hit peydirt: No, I'm the one fucking him.
hit peydirt: And he keeps trying to read what we're saying.
hearitbleed: Tell him he's a corporate tool and I'm letting Minerva pee on his bed.
hit peydirt: I threw him against the wall.
hearitbleed: Eh, don't break him.
hit peydirt: I won't break anything useful.
hearitbleed: Lovely. So glad you told me.
hit peydirt: Did he tell you what he got me for Christmas?
hearitbleed: He didn't even tell me he was leaving for Christmas
hit peydirt: Right.
hearitbleed: So?
hit peydirt: Asshole just called me sexist!
hearitbleed: Aren't you?
hit peydirt: Well yeah, but still!
hearitbleed: Still what? He calls them as he sees them
hit peydirt: He calls you a cockbag.
hearitbleed: Yes he does. And he's my little fucktard.
hit peydirt: Apparently that's getting old.
hit peydirt: Your brother looks pretty damn sexy in a ball gag, FYI.
hearitbleed: .........ew. Why do you have to gross me out.
hit peydirt: Charlie gave it to him.
hearitbleed: Okay.
hit peydirt: Works great.
hearitbleed: ........................................ew.
hit peydirt: For the fangs, dumbass!
hearitbleed: I don't care what you use it for! It's still my baby brother and it's still gross
hit peydirt: Our relationship is not gross.
hearitbleed: My brother's sex life is gross to me.
hit peydirt: It's no just sex.
hit peydirt: er, not
hearitbleed: Don't need to hear it.
hit peydirt: Don't you care?
hearitbleed: You two are dating, and from what I can tell you're nice to one another. Apart from that... no.
hit peydirt: He gave me a ring.
hearitbleed: .............. did he propose?
hit peydirt: No. Just a ring. It's nice.
hearitbleed: Oh, thank god.
hearitbleed: No offense.
hit peydirt: Too bad, I'm taking offense!
hearitbleed: Fine, go ahead. I just meant he's too young.
hit peydirt: So you're allowed to propose to your boyfriend... and let me point out the cheating... but your brother, who has been totally great to me, isn't allowed to propose?
hearitbleed: I didn't propose to mine. James proposed to me, and I said no at first. And we're not engaged anymore. We're not even dating anymore.
hit peydirt: What?!?
hearitbleed: Did I stutter?
hit peydirt: Is this because of Rez?
hearitbleed: No, it is not because of Rez.
hit peydirt: Then why?
hearitbleed: None of your business
hit peydirt: No shit, but I still wanna know.
hearitbleed: Too bad.
hit peydirt: Lyle wants to know if you're ok.
hearitbleed: I'm fine. It was my idea.
hit peydirt: Call Lyle.
hearitbleed: Why? Is he ok?
hit peydirt: No. He needs you to call him.
hearitbleed: Why? What's wrong?
hit peydirt: JUST FUCKING CALL HIM!
hearitbleed: Jesus, fine!
hit peydirt: I'll wait.
hearitbleed: You're right, I should call him. I just texted him and he said he's breaking up with you. It's tearing him apart.
hit peydirt: Right, he spent $800 bucks on a ring, got his balls kicked in by my father, and NOW he's gonna dump me.
hearitbleed: Your dad kicked him in the nuts? Why??
hit peydirt: Because that's what Jack does.
hearitbleed: Oh...kay.
hit peydirt: Jack is crazy. I told you this.
hearitbleed: You did, but that's a cheap shot even for a crazy
hit peydirt: So call your brother.
hearitbleed: No.
hit peydirt: Why not?
hearitbleed: I have no need to
hit peydirt: I'm holding him hostage!
hit peydirt: Actually, I'm not holding him hostage. Fucking take him. I don't want him anymore.
hearitbleed: I don't fucking want him. You got the ring, you have to keep him. It's in the agreement
hit peydirt: Agreement? Fuck that noise!
hearitbleed: You took the ring, you agreed to hang onto him!
hit peydirt: A ring does not equal an agreement.
hit peydirt: Go to hell... I'm going to fuck your brother again.
hearitbleed: First: ew. Second, have fun.
hit peydirt: We always do. Later.
hearitbleed: Later